Introducing the First Annual Tall Brawl Bracket: 2020 Big Boy Melee! In the grand tradition of absurd Hott Minute undertakings, Ashley and Jamie have hand selected sixty-four hotties all over 6’3″ tall to go head-to-head in an all out brawl. Divided into the sensible divisions of Stringbeans, Beefcakes, Lumberjacks and “Other”, these literal giants will […]
Ashley and Jamie opine on HBO’s Succession, a show about beloved assholes.
An episode filled with absolute trash. No attraction shaming here but these hotties give even our hosts pause. From the King Tut Pubic Mound of Facial Hair on Dave Navarro to the Turgid Penis Neck of Beto O’Rourke to Julian Assange in the Family Restroom of a Doubletree, they really cover it all.
Ashley and Jamie consult with their Astrologer Madame Rose to traverse the Zodiac Wheel in search of the best hotties.
Joseph Mazello, Sam Neil, the Blair Witch Witch, Barbarella, Sam Malone, Drag Queen Tucks, O-T Fagbenle, Agent Dana Scully, Angela Bassett, Kim Fields, Raul Julia, Oscar Isaac, Dr. Frankenstein, Harry Treadaway, Starbuck, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey, Xenomorph, John Laroquette and Barbara Streisand.
Ashley and Jamie make good on a pre-Season 2 promise to themselves, an episode all about When Animals Attack. Fabio, Phil Bronstein, Komodo Dragons, Nude Bears, Caiman reptiles and multiple instances of Asp attacks are discussed.
Ashley and Jamie to discuss their Favorite Divas; including Mariah Carey, Ariana Grande, Jessie J, Madonna, Beyonce, Tina Turner, Dolly Parton, Cher, MTV Cribs, Redman, Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy and their favorite reggae song from Paris Hilton.
All Killer, No Filler with Ashley and Jamie as they concentrate on who’s hot and why. From Ben Whishaw to rapper bbymutha to vintage TV performances to a deep dive into hot journalists, they got it all covered.
A holiday extravaganza with Alex Caress, aka Little Bandit, takes Jamie and Ashley into a discerning look at Muppet Family Christmas, Love Actually and some questionable Hallmark Classics™.
In this episode, Ashley and Jamie take on the entirety of Gen Z by providing lively insights on everything from the awe-inspiring Emma Gonzalez & David Hogg, to the downright disgusting Post Malone, to the good hearted, pretty stupid, very confident Jaden Smith.
Ashley and Jamie tackle the entirety of Science Fiction Hottness by employing some help from aficionado Larissa Maestro.
Jamie and Ashley introduce the audience to their latest flash-in-the-pan crushes, dissect the hotness of today’s most-relevant stars and pull names from a goddamn paper bag and instinctively talk about the hotness of the names of the people, places and/or things in that bag. Notable Hotties Include: Rami Malek, Janine Turner, Rob Morrow, Meghan Markle, Oscar Isaac, Wendy Malick, Mark Hamill, Maggie Gyllenhaal and many more.