Author Archives: Horror Fried

Have you ever hidden inside your local Spirit Halloween in hopes of frolicking inside after closing time, but soon realizing that a grouchy spirit from the past wants to possess your body?

Have you ever been thrown into the wilderness to practice traditional gender roles after being sent away to a backwoods summer camp known for practicing conversion therapy?

Did you and your friends ever cause a car accident from the back of a school bus, disturbing an ancient witch from a shallow grave and awakening all the serial killers from your small town’s haunted past?

Have you ever directed an erotic thriller based on a series of grizzly attacks on gay pornographic actors in hopes to win back the love of a film editor you so desperately desire?

Have you ever been so obsessed with perfection that you revisited a very decorated past to overcome childhood trauma and reclaim your star power by instigating a series of not-so-unfortunate events?

Have you ever taken an impromptu road trip at 3AM to the Icelandic countryside after being awakened to a cryptic voicemail from your ex-boyfriend?

Have you ever recruited an old family friend, two psychopathic twins and a meth addict with rotten teeth to form an amateur film crew and commit murder in order to save a rundown theater for a shot at fame?

This movie is super gay. (That’s it. That’s the description.)

Love can make a person do crazy things, especially when you’re repressing your homosexuality in dangerous ways.

If you thought Showgirls was “absolutely frightening”, then you’ll love Bound!

Imitation is often considered the highest form of flattery, but this bitch is crazy!

The Lament Configuration, or the world’s deadliest Rubik’s Cube, is no match for “final girl” Kirsty!