Author Archives: Horror Fried

Have you ever drank a potion to give you eternal beauty only to discover that you’ve become the walking dead?

Have you ever used your telekinetic abilities to send a notorious serial killer back to the watery grave that you awoke him from?

Have you ever used your motorized, souped-up wheelchair to outrun a vengeful werewolf who’s been picking off townsfolk, one by one?

Have you ever suspected that your mysterious new neighbor is a blood thirsty vampire who’s hellbent on seducing your underage girlfriend?

Have you ever been so tormented by a relationship that you completely ignore your child and hire a private investigator to follow your estranged spouse?

Have you ever traveled across the world to study ballet in Germany only to discover that you’re training under a grisly coven of witches?

Have you ever married a man so desperate for stardom that he became friendly with a group of satanic seniors and agreed to have you carry the son of the devil himself?

It’s Awards Season, y’all! Join us as we celebrate the best (and worst) of Horror Fried’s second season: Queer Horror!

Have you ever hidden inside your local Spirit Halloween in hopes of frolicking inside after closing time, but soon realizing that a grouchy spirit from the past wants to possess your body?

Have you ever been thrown into the wilderness to practice traditional gender roles after being sent away to a backwoods summer camp known for practicing conversion therapy?

Did you and your friends ever cause a car accident from the back of a school bus, disturbing an ancient witch from a shallow grave and awakening all the serial killers from your small town’s haunted past?

Have you ever directed an erotic thriller based on a series of grizzly attacks on gay pornographic actors in hopes to win back the love of a film editor you so desperately desire?