Author Archives: Horror Fried

Have you ever been so obsessed with perfection that you revisited a very decorated past to overcome childhood trauma and reclaim your star power by instigating a series of not-so-unfortunate events?

Have you ever taken an impromptu road trip at 3AM to the Icelandic countryside after being awakened to a cryptic voicemail from your ex-boyfriend?

Have you ever recruited an old family friend, two psychopathic twins and a meth addict with rotten teeth to form an amateur film crew and commit murder in order to save a rundown theater for a shot at fame?

This movie is super gay. (That’s it. That’s the description.)

Love can make a person do crazy things, especially when you’re repressing your homosexuality in dangerous ways.

If you thought Showgirls was “absolutely frightening”, then you’ll love Bound!

Imitation is often considered the highest form of flattery, but this bitch is crazy!

The Lament Configuration, or the world’s deadliest Rubik’s Cube, is no match for “final girl” Kirsty!

Pelvic thrusts and kink clubs and towel snaps and sweaty boys in briefs, oh my!

Welcome to Camp Arawak, y’all! Where kids can be kids and grown men with hairy chests and crop tops can be kids, too!

Forget what you thought you knew about classic vampire lore because this film chews it up and spits it out!

It becomes very clear that we’re watching a story about Lucifer, but we can’t help but notice similarities between the archangels and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.